ellen degeneres can host my funeral
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
Posted on March 08, 2014 with 166,279 notes x reblog this
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
THIS IS SOOOOOOOO ACCURATE
If you still talk about it - you still care about it.
Posted on March 06, 2014 with 211,464 notes x reblog this